So screwed.

So...today was my last day at work. I cried. My boss cried. The other inspectors cried. They cried manly tears, of course (I'm the only female in my sausagefest office). And on my ride home, my brother called me to let me know he'd been fired. So, now I'm pretty sure we're fucking screwed. And remember how I said I was his keeper? Well, guess who's franticly searching online help wanted ads, and guess who's watching some stupid show on Animal Planet? I'll give you a hint. There are no fucking tigers on the other tab in browser right now.

EDIT: The biggest reason that I cried my head off is because my mentor, who taught me everything I know about inspection, and has been my friend for 5 years is retiring after this job. I miss him already.